Friday, January 23, 2009

Even more confusing that body belonged

At one point we did a body scan and put it in our fan club magazine, highlighting my broken wrist, broken ribs, the burns, this and that. Even more confusing was that the body belonged not to the klonopin chip brownie-loving singer/choreographer/karoake-feedback-deliverer herself, but rather a rabid Abdul fan, whose car bore a vanity licence plate reading ABL LV, (4VR URGL had already been taken) and Paula-scented air-fresheners dangling from the rear-view mirror. Jackson and Colony Capital, the real-estate investment company owned by Tom Barrack, which purchased Mr. Now the Titanic stars reunite for another love affair, and this ones a train wreck. The two opened last weeks 42nd Annual CMA Awards with a live performance of the song. 2mile race at the start of the month in aid of the Michael J Fox Foundation, which raises awareness for Parkinsons Disease - from which both Ryan father and the Back to the Future actor suffer.

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